TRAMP IN SKIP IS CRUSHED ALIVE

The title for this post is the first headline I ever fell in love with. Sadly it resides in a very low resolution photo, stuck on some broken phone in one of my cupboards, long with a few other corkers that will never see the light of day.

Luckily the British media never stop providing quality snippets of journalistic goodness.

STARFLEET CAPTAIN IN SICK FILTH NONCE SHOCKER