NEW NEWS

I've been a lazy bastard blogger, it's true. BUT, I have been gathering material tirelessly and I'll get around to posting it all for your ocular orbs to feast upon as soon as I can be fucked (because ASAICBF is snappier than ASAP).

I tend to fell particularly slack when somebody submits material and I don't get around to posting it for a while. Luckily Sean (again, cheers brah) made me aware of this 'un today, which has kicked my arse back into gear:

I always told my mum the other kids just ate carrots, but she wouldn't listen.

With this one you get the double whammy of profound headline, mixed with somewhat unfortunate positioning of the other photo/article of Ronald Reagan getting shot. POLITICIANS ARE ZOMBIES, EVERYBODY SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD WITH MASSIVE GUNS.