Double Dhursday

You had to go ruin this one with the last two words, didn't you?

He fucked a wasps nest? Dirty bastard.

Who you gonna call?

Thanks to Sean of The Punning Man for yet another slice of mental magazine nonsense.

Ozzy was enjoying his side-project

We've all been there

Nonce.

Daft bints

I'm not sure which one to believe.

Really?

Really?

REALLY?

Sometimes it's just too easy

Big thanks to my buddy Sam Wessel for sending over this one from the Front magazine website:

If I'd been walking past this, I'd have popped an S before "QUITS". Because I'm a twat.

He also linked to "MP Blunkett injured in cow attack". Apparently now he's blind and moote.

Coincimentally, as I was writing this post, I was also sent one from Sean (again, cheers blud).

Jah blessed de Westy.

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