Wanker bastards

It seems like those liberal loons at the BBC have stolen/independently had the same idea as me. I'm sure you'll agree that the former is much more likely.

Joke's on them though, as I'm gonna steal loads of content from those chumps. Take that, dickfarts.

Pretty sure they'd be furious if they had to share a caravan with me.

This isn't that good really, you're way better off if you watch the documentary Special Needs Pets

Sounds like a REEL troubled SOLE. Hopefully EEL think twice before FINishing with his next missus. Tuna.

I also have a couple of submissions from some rad dudes that I'll get around to posting sometime soon, I'm sure you'll be on tenterHOOKS. Sorry.