Stuff You (Sent Me)

Today I present to you a couple of user submissions that I've sat on for a few days. Bit like yo momma then, EH?

First up is this corker from Mr. Sean Haughton of Kingston, Jamaica (or South London). The keen-eyed of you may notice that I added a bit on to the side. This is for the spack-brained of you who wouldn't have been able to figure out how the headline ended.

This is brilliant. It works on so many levels. Two levels. It actually took me a while to notice the "'SNOW DAY LINKED TO SURGE IN TEEN PREGNANCIES" bit and then it all came clear. I imagine the phrase "Ice, ice, baby" has been used countless times over the years for headlines, but I doubt it's ever fit this well.

This bad boy was submitted by Simon Poole (hehe, poo). Cheers dawg!

Old people these days eh? In fact, I've always said that old people should be killed at birth.